Tag "relationships"

The London Eye…The Sperminator

With natural disasters stalking the Earth, only one ex-public servant had the balls to step up to the plate. Empty balls, as it happened. By ignoring the Do Not Disturb sign on his maid’s chamber, Arnold Schwarzenegger selflessly provided light relief for us all.

It’s not news to you that dating in LA can be hard. Choosing the appropriate outfit, making sure your hair looks elegantly disheveled, and having a well-curated list of questions and emergency conversation starters in your back pocket are only a few of the things you need to get right.

Dating is hard. Not only do you have to find someone who is willing to hold your sweaty and limp hands, but thanks to PlentyofFish, OKCupid, and JDate, no longer is being rich, famous, and washboard ab-ed enough. You need to be creative, romantic, and spontaneous when choosing date destinations; dinners now take place in pitch-black restaurants and a quick drink happens in converted prison cells that only sell tequila and Moon Pies.

An Insider’s Analysis of the LA Bird (or Female), What She Is and Who She Wants

Hunter S. Thompson said, “Show business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.” Translation: If you want to make it in Hollywood, you have to embrace it’s dirty underbelly. That doesn’t mean you must [...]

No one can deny that women are wonderful creatures and that life without them would be unbearably dull. They bring beauty to the planet, providing men with loving soul mates and best friends into old age. Without women, the male species would be wiped out in weeks, probably after a minor road rage incident escalated [...]

Larry’s – Venice...

Venice is a conundrum. It’s all locals and all tourists. And perhaps that’s the beauty of it—you’ll always fit in. Right where the tattoos meet the sea is where you’ll find Larry’s—under the infamous Venice sign. We are so glad it’s there, acting as a bridge between upscale and near and dear dives, Larry’s is our new legit...